In 19th century Russia, a train was traveling from Moscow to St. Petersburg. In the compartment, on the third floor/rack, a military general's orderly sleeps. On the second floor is the general and opposite - a priest. On the bottom floor, the priest's wife and daughter.
The orderly goes down from the third floor and says to the general "sir, I need to go piss". The general says "go".
The priest gets down and says "Why is he not ashamed? You are a combat general with a chest full of medals, and he said piss in your presence! I am a holy man. I am bald and ever learning and he said piss in my presence! My wife is an honest woman, she even married me with her virtue, and has never been unfaithful. And he said piss in her presence! My daughter is a virgin dove, she doesn't know a sin, and he said piss in her presence! "
The general said" Calm down father, I will make a suggestion to him when he returns. "
The orderly returns and says" Sir, I would like to report that I have pissed. "
The general says" You are a cunt fucking asshole. Who am I to you?! A dog's dick or combat general?! My fucking chest is fully decorated with medals, and you said piss in my presence?! "
The general continues" Who is she to you?! A fucking whore or the wife of this holy father, who married with her virtue intact and didn't give her pussy to neighbors, and you said piss in her presence. And who is she for you, an underaged slut or immaculate pussy? She's never even had a dick in her mouth and you said piss in her presence. Get up to the third floor/rack and don't piss before we get to St. Petersburg! "